“Don’t jack my banana!” (Taken with Instagram)

“Don’t jack my banana!” (Taken with Instagram)

Piece of cake! :) (Taken with Instagram)

Piece of cake! :) (Taken with Instagram)

Top shelf is pretty high today! (Taken with Instagram)

Top shelf is pretty high today! (Taken with Instagram)

How we carnies get around! (Taken with Instagram)

How we carnies get around! (Taken with Instagram)

Hey I just met you and this is cra—-

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.